Britney Spears (baseline)
This isn’t reassuring. While the news media has been doing a (very) slightly better job reporting on food riots than they have on the nude wives of silly French politicians (The Cambodian connection kicked off a slight but mature dispute over at Details Are Sketchy), the chart above does nothing to reassure me that anyone’s priorities are in the right place.
And anyway, what’s so exciting about this picture of Carla Bruni? And why would anyone pay $75k for it?