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Robert Anton Wilson is sick

And that makes me sad. As many know, Bob has post-polio, and is now living on donations which keep him in his house and supplied with the 24 hour medical care he requires. Luckily, the old dude has the strength to run for government. Here’s one of the position papers from his political party:

GUNS AND DOPE PARTY POSITION PAPER #23

Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another. After the 6th candy bar, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”

“Little Tony replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”

The man asked, “Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time?”

Little Tony answered, “No, he minded his own fucking business.”

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